Things People Hate: #1 Douchebags (AKA D-Bags)

Posted by The Marksman at 27 July, at 12 : 15 PM Print

There are many names that can be used for this type of person, but DoucheBag seems to be the most fitting and appropriate term for them. Another commonly used term to refer to these types of people is D-Bag, which is used if you decide you want to shorten it up a bit. You know the type overly cocky, tries to fit in with as many trends as possible at the same time and just ends up looking pathetic. Typically rude and lacks any sort of class or respect for most people, they are typically found pursuing women who do not want to be pursued by them.

People hate D-Bags because they are rude, and when in public generally are always the loudest or cause some sort of scene to draw attention to themselves. The worst part about it is people can never tell if they are a hipster, thug, or pretty boy, hipster because their style is a combination of every current fad all muddled together. This initially throws people off as the D-Bag approaches, but once they open their mouth people then realize who they are dealing with.

People scratch their heads when dealing with D-Bags. They start to wonder what fashion statement they are trying to make combining a “live strong” bracelet with a pink Polo shirt. Most are still puzzled at the popularity of the popped collar phenomena, the shirt was made with a collar for a reason and it was not meant to stand straight up! You are unfortunately going to run into your share of Douchebags every day, just make sure to not fall into the same traps they did. Trying to keep up with every fashion and social trend is a recipe for disaster, find what works for you and you will avoid becoming a D-Bag.